chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies)

"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."

Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity)